Secretary of the Indefensible


George Smashington never had an easy time as the Secretary of the Indefensible. He was always gaslighting his peers, wanting power but rarely demonstrating that he could handle it responsibly. And while G could make a good fuss about his job on paper, working behind closed doors showed a very different side to him – one where he was less boss and more bully.

His lack of true understanding of matters pushed many people away from him and opinions about him across the department were varied at best. Even his most tried-and-true meetings – such as the monthly gardening club or book burning rituals – were seen not as an opportunity for fun but more an obligation in order to stay under his good graces.
Unfortunately, no amount of paperwork or promises could save G’s reputation in this situation.
This metal print is part of a series that is only offered in 8 inch by 8 inch dimensions.

Metal Print Features

Prints are reproduced on Dibond®, which is the industry’s leading aluminum composite material (ACM). Known as the flattest (3mm) sheet on the market, this material looks amazeballs and will outlive you.
Colors are highly saturated, even in large monochrome areas. The print is matte and glare-free. The white and bright areas have a faint silky gloss. Good tonal gradation ensures accurate reproduction. Print is matte and glare-free.
Aluminum prints are packaged with strong edges to protect the items. In addition, we wrap the items in bubble wrap or kraft paper for additional protection. Hanging kit is included.

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Our manufacturing labor force produces your orders on-demand, instead of stockpiling in-bulk inventory. You may also receive multiple items in a single order via multiple deliveries as we ship items based on vendor supply and proximity to the shipping address.

This way, we compound our efforts to reduce our carbon footprint through avoidable waste, and support your local economy.

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Please note that each art piece is made on-demand. This way, my fulfillment partners and I can deliver premium quality products without sacrificing eco-friendly practices that saves on the production of unnecessary waste.

Also know, that multiple products are sourced from multiple fulfillment partners, based on availability. Expect multiple items within one order to be shipped at different times.

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